Stupid Questions 363

American actress Alicia Silverstone, and “Hanging Pink”, are not really mentioned much in this edition. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and gals!

(Note: This is a politically incorrect edition. Well, more so than usual.)

“Why Do You Moan?”

Know why it’s hard for me to talk to lady midgets?
(I suck at small talk.)

Why don’t orphans play baseball?
(They can’t find "home.")

Why do some people claim that American Indians were in the USA first?
(Well, they did have reservations.)

What does a cannibal do after he eats a vegetable?
(He throws away the wheelchair!)

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
(One's a superhero and the other's a simple instruction.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

What do the KKK and Nike shoes have in common?
(They both make African-American people run faster.)

“Why The Hell Knot?”

Know why some folks don’t trust left-handed people like your rascally writer?
(We’re not right.)

Did any of you think I would forget to post something about lesbians?

What do you call a white girl that has seizures?
(A vanilla shake.)

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it’s not included?

Is it true that there’s a secret society somewhere that’s responsible for keeping Long John Silver’s open?

Did you hear about the Korean gal who was going to make her mom a secret dinner for Mother’s Day but someone let the cat out of the bag?

Do you know how politically correct our world is today?
(You can’t even say “Black paint.” You have to say: “Tyrone would you please paint that wall?”)

“Are You Walkin' and a Talkin' With the Lord?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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