American actress Shailene Woodley, and “Formicophilia”, aren’t mentioned in this edition. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, guys and gals!
(Note: Beware of NSFW humor.)
Beverly asked: “If ‘box’ is slang for vagina, does ‘thinking outside the box’ mean anal?
Did you hear about the lonely gal who only shaved one of her legs so when she was naked in bed at night and her legs would brush each other it would feel like she was sleeping with a man in her bed?
Is it true that if you were born in September your parents started their new year off with “a bang”?
Seriously, who has ever actually enjoyed a brown shower, and would you admit it, if you did?
Is it true that if a guy says he is into “chests and booty” instead of “t*ts and @ss”, you’ll feel less like a pervert and more like a pirate?
What part of the word “illegal” do some people still not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
Did any of you think I would forget to post something about lesbians?
You readers remember I do not write most of this material, right?
Speaking of butts, here’s a question for my gay and bisexual male readers: A gay man I do not know once posted that he likes the natural smell of a man’s @ss and prefers his lovers to not shower before sex. Is that unusual in the gay community?
Is it true that having sex with a bipolar woman is the poor man’s threesome?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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