American actress Deborah Ann Woll, and “Switch” aren’t really mentioned much in this edition. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and dolls!
Why are married women heavier than single women?
(Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in the bed and go to the fridge.)
Is it true that if a lady doesn’t use her p*ssy it closes up like an earring hole?
If the online weather report says four to 10 inches, does that mean real inches or “man” inches?
Carol posed this one: “I’m scared to get eaten out by a guy with a gap in between his two front teeth; what if my clit gets stuck?”
Guys, have you ever dated a lady whose throat game was so strong she could gargle peanut butter?
Do I still have to ask: Which part of the word “illegal” do some of you still fail to comprehend?
Is it true that you should love yourself all the time, and not just when you’re masturbating?
Did you hear about the Muslim who had no sex life?
(His name is Seldom Bin Layd.)
Would you miss it if I forgot to include lesbians?
Is it true that butt plugs are all fun and games until you fart and kill the cat?
You do all know I do not write most of this stuff, don’t you?
Stupid Question Pick-Up Line: Is your body from McDonald’s?
(Because I’m lovin’ it!)
Is it true that the only BS many people need in their lives is Breakfast and Sex?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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