HUMOUR | Suzy and her Kittens
A pretty little girl named Suzy was sitting on the pavement. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures, with a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big cars pulled up beside her.
Out of the lead car stepped a grinning man.
"Hi there little girl, I'm the leader of the Barisan Nasional, Najib Razak.
What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
"Kittens," little Suzy said.
"How old are they?" asked Najib.
Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"Barisan Nasional supporters," answered Suzy with a smile.
Najib was delighted.
As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two of them agreed that he should return the next day, and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again on the pavement with her basket of "FREE KITTENS.”
When Najib's motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from Bernama, Utusan Malaysia, TV 3 etc.
Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Najib got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.
"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Pakatan Harapan supporters."
Taken by surprise, Najib stammered,
"But... but... yesterday, you told me they were Barisan Nasional supporters!"
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."