Life Story
This esteemed one was once unhappy.
Not like you would expect I was a gloom. I would be lazy and get a big bite of nasty from life. My grades plummeted, and I disconnected from friends.
It was just hilarious online. Away from real life. Where people could leave the pressure of money and friends and enjoy the hd glare of the screen. Tune into my words controlling you, and feel good about it. That was what helps.
Mr Krabs: "Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money"
Yeah, Yeah we know.
Anyways, this esteemed one is worried about his job, and needs good hardworking men and women like you to give him a few dollars each. Or If not, please comment.
I will spread my beautiful words into the community and produce a fountain of everflowing youthfulness right into your man boobs.
And Yes, you do like what I say.
-rhuba
∆Math me some change