NOTE : ONLY FOR 18+ POWERFULL KAMASUTRA LESSONS YOU SHOULD KNOW.

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1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
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2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P!
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3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
   Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.
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4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
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5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the F*k! and What a Fuk!
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6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
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7. Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
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8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d*ck hard, not his life..!

Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else. When a lady is pregnant,
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all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Pe*is and say "Well done!". :D
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Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..
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