Introduce Myself (Finally)

in introducemyself •  8 years ago 

HI my name is jacobcards let me introduce myself.

I listen to eminem, I drink whiskey, and I spit bars. F WITH ME!!!!

This is that kick-you-in-your-chest, take a hit of that AK-47 STEEM SCRIPT.

This is that villainous idea to take over the globe and go mad with steem power…

This is that “don’t touch me son, I’m so hot I’m steeming”, type-of-typeing. 

This is that jacobcards steemit blog.

Im to dope for you to chill with but lame enough to hit you up on my steemit channel.

Im like a god dam Holden Caulfield mixed with some wanna be white rapper whos good… but is still white. 

HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPLAIN WHY IM NOT FAMOUS

Ima god dam genuis for CHRIST SAKE

Ive been up for 4 god dam days straight blogging non-stop. So this is how I introduce myself! Not through some corny story how I have the perfect family and I’m happy as-crap and steeemit and blah-blah-blah-blah-blah

This is about striking it big and hitting a home run. Im unstoppable! Ill murder a princess and kill a hamster if it means survival. Im foaming from the f$%^&$^ mouth. 

See the problem is. Is that these steemers that are rich or have connects. NON of THEM can write like I can. SO WHAT if this post makes 2 cents. Doesn’t change the fact I’m the greatest steemer of all time… Tell your friends tell your family tell your neighbor when he walks his dog by your house….“Hey man jacobcards is the funniest freak of nature on the face of the planet. Read this lunatics blog or youll have nightmares.”

GOD IM SO SICK OF CRAPY STEEMERS 

They don’t even get me interested. 

Its all news. Or some corny crap about how happy they are because of steemit. I have filled notebooks with literature and journal entries. This is EASY for ME. 

Im gonna take over the planet. Screw it. Im done trying to pretend I’m something IM not. Because really I was BORN FOR THIS. PEACE.



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I'm a grumpy grandma and you made me laugh! Nice to meet you!

This guy is cool as hell, my doggy!

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Welcome to Steemit (Finally)

But seriously welcome even if it is belated :)
And when you take over the planet can I be appointed as your drug czar?

LOL I will need one to write the best steems I can... I will follow you :D

Yeah @jacobcards reach for the sky why not?

cool

seems like i found a guy worth investing into him.
Lets boost this a bit ;)

He he thanks :)

Good to see a straight talker. Welcome. Upvoted so, up vote my blog. Peace. Be free always, all ways.