I am BLOCKCHAIN JESUS!

in introduceyourself •  8 years ago  (edited)

Acknowledge me as the Embodiment of the Blockchain!

"...On the 7th day @dantheman created STEEMIT and thus was born blockchain Jesus."

" I am here to lead all steemians to the promised land,

For a whale cannot flag one who does not care about flags.

My children, do not worry. For I created Minnows and Whales Equal, you must see your worth not measure it.

When the price of STEEM is low, your morals should and shall be high,

for I have lowered the price of your beloved STEEM so that you may acquire a piece of the blockchain pie.

Do not sway from Bull to Bear market, do not sway loyalty because of markets..Stay strong and pray to me and I will not save

you, only deliver the message that can save you"

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I never thought I would get to use this image again, but today it has risen again!

lol, this is epic!

Never say never, only say when.

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Remember: Never go full RogerVerd !

Welcome to Steemit, @blockchain-jesus.

You have my many thanks, but I should formally welcome Steemit to the Blockchain. Hello Steemians, welcome to the Blockchain.

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Can blockchain-jesus help reach consensus on the blocksize issues of bitcoin?

Just like our possibilities, the answer is infinity.

blockchainjesus i was nearly drown by some guy in robes on the way in! what is going on ?!

We just have to have faith in the almighty blockchain! I've sent you a donation of 5 steem, praise the lord!

Lol, welcome blockchain-jesus. Glad you are here to not save us.

Welcome to Steemit :)