I'm quite popular, you know. So popular, that I deserve to get at least $2000, like all the other celebrities. Maybe more. Wink.
Yeah, I'm just another popular person who's decided to get into Steemit. I mean, it's not exactly a secret that any popular person who visits here gets a free $2000 at least. So here I am. Me, a famous person with lots of popularity.
Completely fair, in my opinion.
So what makes my content valuable? Well, I'm popular, so that alone should be proof enough. I'm well known on the internet, and most certainly love social media websites. I've got many followers on all the other platforms, of course. But this one? Just for posting this introduction post, I'm sure to get $2000. Unless I'm some obscure nobody.
But trust me, I'm popular, love cryptocurrencies, and just love Steemit. Steemit is great! It's the future!
Especially if I get a bunch of money just for posting on here once. If it's profitable enough, I might even stick around.
Anyways, I hope I have a good time here and make lots of money-er, I mean, lots of good content!
Upvote and follow. UPVOTE AND FOLLOW!
And take a look at my previous posts, and see if I add value to this community.
OH MY GOD!!
Is it really you, %POPULARCELEBRITY? I can't believe this, just wait until I tell my friends on %SOCIALMEDIAPLATFORM!
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I've been a huge fan of your work ever since 54 minutes ago, you're an inspiration.
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OH SHIT, @heretickitten is on steemit! I better go post about her arrival, I'll get paid so much for introducing her to the site!
inspiration by @fyrstikken
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Hey, it's me, ur best buddy
Remember me? Remember how I saved your life back in 'nam, when that mutant hedgehog was trying to bite your face off, and I clubbed it to death with a spoon?
Yeah, just saying, I just wanted to remind you of that and all. No reason. Nothing to do with this post or anything, just saw you here and thought I'd say hi.
Oh... and say hello to @heretickitten for me, I hear you guys are like, best buddies now. Must be fun, hanging out with the rich and famous, not having to scrape by on disability and welfare, cos, y'know, I've never been able to walk or pee right since that hedgehog thing.. no reason for you to feel guilty or like you owe me anything though, nooooo reason at all....
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Oh hey ex war-buddy. You seem to be misremembering things, the mutant hedgehog attacked you and I killed it. That war really fucked with our heads huh? Terrible thing your mental illness.
Hey, I have an idea! How about you write an introductory blogpost about your mental disorders post Vietnam, I'll post it under my name since I'm more popular here, and I'll naturally keep all of the rewards but I'll mention your name in the title so you may get a few followers out of it. I just really think you need to let me show the world your story.
Just don't make that same deal with @heretickitten she won't represent your story as well as I can, she wasn't there!
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Oh wow buddy, they really did a number on you with that whole
brainwashingdebrief process, huh?Look, you're obviously not in a good state of mind right now, but you've got to understand, I'm your friend. Not like these others who are out to get you.. all they really want is your account password. You should send it to me, you know I'll keep it safe.
Edit: Well shit. Looks like Steemit has a comment depth limit. That needs to be fixed - some of the best Reddit threads come from miles deep threads. Anyway, got your info daut44, cheers for that. When try to draw money from that account it asks me to run totallynotavirus.exe - I'm sure it's safe and everything, I trust you man. We're old buds, after all...
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I guess I have been blacking out lately, must be the agent orange exposure.
I don't want to black out again and forget the password, good idea, here's my login info:
email: BiTcOiNHaX0RZ123 at altavista.net
password: steeMILLIONAIRErider6969!
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Hey fans.
I'm just like the rest of you, so don't go thinking I'm special or anything.
At least not too special. And yes, I remember that @noodhoog.
It was a scary hedgehog.
I wish I could reward you somehow, but I only have $700,000 left in my bank account.
Maybe another time.
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OMG, $700,000?! How will you afford caviar for your butlers? That's poverty! You should start a gofundme
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Yup. Only $700,000 in my bank. Less than that, I think.
I'm too scared to check.
In cash, I've only got a paltry $300,000. Perhaps some change in some of my couches. Sigh. Life is hard.
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I posted something not so satirical today. I think you just have to just enjoy it for yourself rather than the money. Upvotes either way for you
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I actually really do enjoy myself here! I've made lots of friends and lots of fun posts already.
I love writing fun essays.
But I just keep seeing "Hey, I'm a popular person, and I joined Steemit", and then I notice they're making more money on their first post than I did since I joined. So rather than get mad, I decided to join them, by making this post. ;D
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OMG! You're popular, too? Here, take all my upvote and STEEMs! I can't wait for your next post about how much you made from this post and how awesome you think this site is now that it worked to your advantage!
Thanks for being here! You make all of us richer...somehow...I think that's how it works...right? Yay, free money!
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Ya can't deny it. People who love getting popular and advertising themselves get free money.
People who prefer privacy stay poor, even if their content is equal.
Can't blame me for trying.
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Unless you reveal you're real face then you will get 2k or even more , rich feeding rich that seems about right . It's okay to greet well-known people to joins steemit because their influence will attract more user to come , but seems to be not really fair to normal person right I feel ya .
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I don't mind that they get lots of money, I just wish that normal people did too.
If you're already popular, you've already got a huge advantage in life, so it just seems to be perpetuating the existing system.
I'm a big fan of anonymity and privacy, including crypto stuff, and I really mean it.
I'm the sort of computer security nut who knows that it's safer to be a nobody on the internet, rather than a rich celebrity. I don't want stalkers. That's why I don't post my face or name on the internet.
I don't want to get scared into self-censorship. Being anonymous lets me express myself freely.
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Come to my blog I have write about them :) . Add something if you feel a little less about this people .
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Good article my friend, Can you help me to be able to produce a good article ?
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Let's give a round of applause to our new friend !
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Thank you very much. It is an honor to be recognized.
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OMG! Its YOU! I can't beleive my eyes! Im making a screenshot, and not washing it anymore! faints from the excitement
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Thank you for recognizing my greatness.
You are cordially invited to kiss my feet.
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Oh, you are a teacher also? What do you teach? :->
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Ah, I like some good satire as well, but so many people seem to get confused about what "popular" means here so I'm going to reply somewhat seriously.
This isn't high school. No one's going to get a wedgie from the popular kids. When someone popular makes thousands of dollars on an intro post here it does several things which are beneficial to us all:
All of these things increase the value of the network for all of us. Either that value goes up or it eventually goes to near zero. I'm all for the popular people being well paid and I hope it encourages many, many more popular people to join also. That, to me, helps us all.
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