Verification Photo - 7 days late

I've already done the "Introduce Yourself" thing but I didn't do a verification photo because I hate hate hate pics of myself, but here goes:

Now there is zero chance this post will suddenly garner some huge piece of the rewards pie, but I've taken @aggroed's lesson on shit-post etiquette to heart, so I'm declining payout because this is definitely a shit post, lol.

But that doesn't mean up votes and comments won't encourage the hell out of me, and if you'd like to check out some of my posts that I don't think are shit and I actually worked hard on, here's a guide to me on Steemit so far:

Writing about Liberty when I had no clue how to effectively tag
Sharing some personal parenting experiences
Humorously protecting the sanctity of the greatest story ever told imo
A foray into the world of dystopian fiction
Some DIY stuff I did with my daughter
A painfully honest display of my techtardation
And some hopefully humorous philosophizing

Basically, I'm all over the map but that's how I like it. I'm loving this community so far and looking forward to meeting more minnows out there!