The Spaghetto Tales: Chapter 1

Hello my frienderoony. I'm Sam. I make lots of dank dank stanky music, art, and memes. (I refer to them as may-mays) I am quite the stanky person if I do say so my self. I've written some darn good stories in mah tyme boizzzzz. Sorry, if I don't write like I'm undereducated absolute TRASH I EAT GARBAGE then people will start to think I'm actually intelligent. Can't have that in a town where being a completely vacuous and vapid is favored over people with functioning frontal lobes. Gotta fake it until you make it, amirite? I'll have an IQ below 70 some day.

So, these little stories will detail my time in the worlds strangest ghetto. We are super broke, as detailed in my last article. People are assbags in this stale town. School is an ass cheek. So I am starting my senior year of highschool tomorrow. Hopefully it will be lit as all the stankiest of danky stank maymay teens say. These teens and their hip new lingo. Well I am a children so I should shut my mouth. So get your cups of bleach my friends, school starts tomorrow.

No seriously, end me please. So yeah. Maybe I can make some people stand up for the real OG Sam C yo. Maybe I can just manipulate the popular kids into treating me decently. You know what is absolutely hilarious? They thought I was rich because I homeschooled and was smarter than everyone. That is just, pardon the pun, rich. Lol I am so great at this human thing called humour.

So I'm going to go guzzle bleach but hopefully I have given you enough preliminary information about my self and life to understand the wonderful world of the Spaghetto Tales. Chapter 2 will be coming up shortly. THE DANKENING.

Okay bye