This "What If This Villain/Villains was sentenced to Death?" meme originally belongs to Catholic-Ronin. Furthermore, this is highly and utterly Anti-Miroku, Anti-Sango, Anti-Kagome, and Anti-Shippou. Sit back, relax, and revel in the dark thoughts I have in store for these four horrid scumbags.
Oh, I can hear an army of Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou fans coming at me and crying about me designating them as villains. Well, these four scumbags may as well be villains because of how they maltreated, abused, manipulated, and gaslit Inuyasha into being nothing more than their glorified lackey without any sign of gratitude. If that is not cruel, ruthless, horrid, and heartless, I do not know what is. Therefore, if I had it my way, I would gladly lead these four manipulators, abusers, liars, and traitors to their deaths in the most painful way possible. I would normally consider myself as a nice person to those I respect and treat well with equality and compassion. However, Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou deserve neither my kindness nor my sympathy. What they have done to Inuyasha goes beyond my capability of forgiving others. They have chosen to lie to Inuyasha, manipulate him into thinking that he actually had "friends", and believe they can string him on hook, line, and sinker. I am also begging you to watch Episode 100 to understand the wrath I have against these four bastards.
Death seems like a wonderful way to do away with vicious traitors like Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou. Therefore, the sadist in me would love to start things off with something relatively painless but will deliver a quick and easy death. The first would be to trap them in an abandoned warehouse and chloroform them until they can no longer breathe. After the four losers are chloroformed, they will be brought to a public execution where an angry mob throws rotten food and hard objects at them because of all the horrible things they have done to Inuyasha. Miroku will be punished for his hypocrisy and faithlessness, Sango will be punished for her being complicit in gaslighting Inuyasha, Kagome will be punished for her blatant abuse of Inuyasha, and Shippou will be punished for enabling said abuse. The four losers are led to the scaffold, as the executioner ties nooses around their necks. The four pathetic losers may have seemed sorry, but they were sorry for being caught. The trapdoor opens, and the four pathetic losers are hung to their death, thus making it an instant death for them, and nobody will ever mourn for them.
Let us say that I would love to go the gorier route with these four bastards because there are many brutal yet fascinating ideas that I am conjuring up for them because I consider this my specialty. If I want something nice, slow, painful, and ruthless, I would gladly trap Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou in a spiked chamber where the walls and ceilings shall crush them to Swiss cheese, thus impaling them so mercilessly. If I want something quick and effective, I would gladly have them doused with a deadly mixture of kerosene, butane, and other flammable liquids, light a match, and watch them burn to a crisp. It would be great if some strong acids were poured on Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou, thus seeing them scream to their slow and painful deaths. Let us say I want a gory combination of both. I would highly recommend stabbing Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou on their stomachs with darning needles, slitting their throats with scissors, and, finally, the coup de grace, douse them with flammable liquid, light up a match, and throw it on their bodies watching their corpses burn to a crisp. A lovely sight.
Whatever method is present to do away with these losers can be effective regardless of how painless yet quick or slow yet ruthless their death can be. I do not even need to reiterate that these four moochers, losers, floozies, and scum-sucking road-whores should be stopped because of how much they have made Inuyasha's life a whole lot worse despite their fans constantly defending their actions. In fact, Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou deserve a whole lot worse than they already have. Perhaps it would be a thrill, especially those of you who really hate Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou with a passion, to type down in comments below what suggestions you have for death ideas revolving around these four losers. After all, what better way to have Miroku the hypocritical womanizer, Sango the pathetic liar, Kagome the vile abuser, and Shippou the ungrateful manipulator all suffer such horrible deaths? Regardless of how brutal or how low and slow your methods of killing them are, all suggestions are welcome. I will say this once and I will say this again. These four pathetic tin-heads deserve a death most cruel.
I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and do not be a bunch of losers like Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou, everybody.
The Complete Dunderhead Family from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
