No, no it is buy SHOES. This is an adage taken from the British sitcom "IT Crowd". Now discontinued. Though the episodes can be found and embraced and seem to be timeless to the computer nerd and their personal social follies. This episode began with "JEN" (Our complicated "Relations Manager" of the IT department) heading on her way to work and spying some shoes in a window she likes. They do not fit, and she forces them on anyways. At work her Boss is at war with Stress, the Nerds are on the warpath of humor at their expense, and in the end JEN ruins a deal that took 100 years to form. Priceless. IT CROWD is like the BIG BANG THEORY, but on Tech, not science. Find it, and tell me what you think! :)