A day for visiting family according to that roman emperors calendar
however, something's been biting our leg - now, on the ultra-quiet day with no humans in sight
creative use of resources me twieje nougelkes en een plank - when all you got is enough watt for a phonecharger - those crimps fit just in the holes of that thing and the jumper cables actually fit just in the holes in the uncrimped crimps
a sparkless lucky but thats not really it - no money for extra fans for project dustsucker, blocked mental until february probably (at least) -
not much to do b/c of belgium those things give at best 5 to 10% of capacity so at steamdeckwatts its a good day but fine
vocores use 5v / 500 milliamps
That thing was gathering dust for a long time and when we were busy writing scripts for it they kicked us down ... so maybe now they'll try again, after all the first goal is to make sure we get nowhere b/c born in belgium = die in belgium
And then we got it up and reflashed it and bricked and got it up and
times seven (or eight)
and then that purple led wouldnt even get on after it was resetting itself for a whole infinite looptime so
at the end of the day the pins were bent too (thats why it was on the shelf first)
so with ZOUNDS of patience and some pincet the ladies use to tweak their eyebrows, glasses +2+8 and a magnifying glass and about 4 hours of pilfering
AND cutting off a piece we were quite sure didnt contain electronics
AND poking and prodding
and finding out that you need an usb stick formatted to exfat with an image thats specifically named
"root_uImage" in the root folder
picking a jumper cable on hole 1 and hole -7 from the end (GND and RST in the manual) leaving that for 10 seconds while plugged in and then taking out the jumper cable
THERE WAS LIGHT
and it actually picked the firmware from the thumb and installed it, rebooted and it WORKS AGAIN
as mr Joe Submarine Grinnyuk says : "i aint gonna let that 'friggin' motherboard get the best of me"
...
DES!
We fear they might try to rip us out of it tho but just as an example of whats possible when no humans around causing allergic reactions and nothing gatland is visible b/c we sit in a borg cube (which was to be expected when they broke us to stick us here - - its what borg do after all ...)
what could have been if they just let us do and we would be in a place we chose to be with no humans unless invited and money to boot
instead of gatland me e planksken en e rekkerken
...
after a few months now on and off watching youtube but a lot of afwas ...
we hope to get this year a 6502 + arduino kit on top and get that vocore working that should stay well withing voltage and amp levels provided as per
"whats allowed in a soviet hole"
unless they break the cube and throw us in the pool b/c
"if you throw a kid in a pool it WILL learn how to swim"
and forget that before this we were out and out and studying social work which THEY interrupted to stick us here
nuff said
we feel "slightly not meh" for what almost feels like a small electronics project succeeded
plugging holes on a 1cm² motherboard
lets hope it works tomorrow too
ah, the bokeh channels are @tyrnannoght and @rudyardcatling but this one very likely wont post too much
ppl get strange ideas if they see what you can do inside a walled off fortress living at night
jajaja tes goe jong, we can see all is well and the clock strikes five past twelve
we actually HAD something with that vocore , that worked, pure linux - connected to the network 3 webcams (€15 kind) and some bash and crontabbery that could make the difference between the cat going in and out and us (without recognition b/C thats for smart people who dont have to do it favella style) and moving towards having an android phone connected (which has built in speech to text) which actually COULD move voice commands to the network
....
so that was no idea,
5 six years ago, before the stalking and the garbage pail kids and what not and the 3 montsh moving to ipsos 12 hours a day taking two trains waithing for an hour to get the connection then an hour to the center and if oyu called 15 minutes longer losing the last train having to take one to the next town walking home for an hour ... Which came down to 10-12 hours on the road for 4 hours of ipsos money
ALL BECAUSE THEY SAID "YOU CAN WORK FROM HOME IN THREE WEEKS"
well that didnt make us any better than we already were because that was one FAT lie
im sure they plenty to say about it but those review cards were pretty green to me (colourblind) and anyway
it would be nice to see now we actually three months after starting
3 months ago not knowing what volt and ampere is , let alone the difference between it
a few weeks ago never heard of banana plugs
(those are the best, they plug in the panels and the panels go at it, and the sun switches it off, due to gatland restrictions the most useful they be so far is the actual fact that they're waterproof and that shed was leaking for 15 years or so)
the addamses arent too interested in housefixery anymore, just living it uppery with good food and booze for here and there
well i guess, if you were born in the 50s/60s had all that, the 70s, the first decline in the 80s ... you wont be like us and think WOW THE 90S WERE BADASS b/C to them that was already shyte compared to what they were used to qua possiblity and life standard
then today you be like "o well, by the time shit hits the fan we kick the bucket so fuck that shit"
i betcha fiver its something like that
b/c face it
everyeone knows shit is gonna hit the fan and the climate aint gonna HODL for the elections either
sooner or later in the next 5 to 25 years shebam
and so it would be nice to see what we can manage with steamdeck watts a vocore, an old android phone , a 6502 and arduino with thingies both
b/c otherwise we actually
well safe to say we quit life when you stuck us back hree
and all that american boo-waa positive shit
it makes us nauseous
we look at the world, the last week certainly
to us it doesnt look like "o but humans are ALWAYS going on (they sure do NAGNAGNAG) and seeing the positive"
to us it looks like someone standing on the tracks smiling at a moving train and saying
"ah it will blow over"
....
so this channel wont be too much you got the jealous, you got the pencilpushing nazis, you got gatland, you got bakkes, you got slander achterklap en tliegen, you got gatland
en gatland
en drukkerland
en gatland
so its best to stay quiet
no they dont stay connected, they plug in only when we are in the room but as much as possible to see if anything starts smoking from sudden super-amps (which should have been by now b/c full sun on a cold day = SHEBAMPANELS ...) otherwise they are off (those banana plugs were a grand find) and those thingies you use to hang the laundray clamped
b/c condoms are sticky and its all we have
...
dont bother us unless the aliens land or you actually HAVE a working fusion reactor please
a mars-base is good too, you can wake us up for that
otherwise
we dont see this happening really
you got 20 years or you can end civilization as if you're all amish by the next 200
a HAH
nah the first one which doesnt flash with a display actually handles 15 amps (according to the sales guy) and tones it down to 12v , the other one is in the cables somewhere toning 12 to 5 on a split (pardon the jargon b/c we have none, only minor understanding whcih is all we are after, not to TALK ABOUT IT like we are the man) and so it has a 12v outlet and a 5v outlet which is gud for everything connected (so far)
the batteries are charged they sit there (last time with the blackout they were really handy) but we dont use those b/c batteries are waste products
and its grid everywhere
fyi
but thats about all fyi until after the elections , or the war in ukraine is over , or africa actually uses support to stop rape and feed people or
a house on mars ?
yea dearie, it'l be a hot day in hell when those things give 15 amps sitting behding that tree acting as a waterproof roof for the shed
but HEY
dont let that stop you from trying to poke into other peoples yards
YOU THERE
o yea
yesterday we heard something about a guy named ohm and a triangle
like that ministry song ? its a love affair, he seems to be big in tweakerland
so even if those people who sold us the multimeter feel llike they dont need to reply about "where can we get replacement fuses plz ?" (hose things handle 10amps and we probably borked it in week one)
WE SPENT ALL OUR SAVINGS FROM THE LAST 20 FUCKING YHEARS TO CUT THE ELECTRICITY USE IN THIS SHACK IN HALF AND SOME QUIPMENT FOR THE APOCALYPSE HERE BITCH
...
you could reply at least like "fuck you you fucking fuck thats not our job, our job is selling these things, just add another terabyte and buy a new one and throw the old one away"
or something 2020-ish
right
so this is NOT the bokeh channel
but it will be a quiet channel
b/c we have nothing to prove and it should be clear we dont wanna live in this hole since we were 15 by now, and if we were afraid of anything it was being stuck in belgium past the age of 40 so
we've been living our worst nightmare for a while :)
JOY TO THE WORLD !
ho ho ho
and other cliché
pick one
"ITS GONNA BLOW OVER SOON" (yea like a tornado up ya roof it is)
GUD
.. too much talk
new years resolution :
less talk
more avoiding humans
barb wire
landmines
an airlock for mail delivery
hmm
sure
[email protected] but be aware even if half of belgium has been fished we had a computer for second friend as a kid after the cats who always came first and wrote hello basic at eight or nine
we havent been fished and heres the deal
if YOU dont bug US , we wont bother trying to get you caught
THATS the deal, what you do with the rest of the place
frankly my dear after what the place did to us
questions can be asked
answers will not necessarily be given -
for instance "do you want me to send you my little sister for your harem"
could be answered with "pantieshot and selfie plz"
while "got money, i got a GREAT idea" will be answere with
we got TONS of those, do YOU have money?
while "yo mommas pr0n has been found" will be met with
LOL
and such common sense applies
we are not a dev, an artist a psychologist, a social worker or an electrician for that matter, not a programmer a coder a designer and
CERTAINLY NOT PRO
( a little l33t maybe ... heh eh eh)
RIGHT
less talk
more avoid'n
so ka ?
its more inconvenient to be stalked with the help of "an old friend who joined the cops b/c its a steady job close to home and you can smuggle some wares easy"
so FUCK OFF met je gatland
-10 %
+0,015 or something ... no one has value stores in stable currencies unless you pay more than -10%
and btw
STEEK je gatland in je gat
over and out
o wait ... we see gatland ... they seem to have left the streetlights on again (geldj genoeg!)
look : your savings :
that peak is 2008, something they would have liked to recreate but it went a mite awry
so everything you have done voor de baas in the past 15 years is now worth 66% of what it was (give or take) and local prices are 200-400% of thwat it was (probably 600 compared to 2000)
so we spend our money on value stores that last
but you cant use the panels where you want b/C we're not living in mongolia, we're living stuck in soviet hellgium
gatland
drukkerland
DE groendal !
...
so .... we'll do our best to avoid all and any humans b/c we REALLY have nothing to say to any of them
if they crawl up our ass
no complaining afterwards