Happy April’s fools… And Easter, dear reader.
Today marks a particularly great day for me, and so I decided to write about a topic that I found particularly funny.
Filthy kikes and the 6 trillions. Obviously, we all know Jews killed Jesus, that Jesus was the son of God and all that Jazz. And that Jews, for having killed Jesus, were persecuted during later eras, by both Muslims and Christians (to a lesser extent). What if I told you that Jews, our greatest allies in this modern confused era, also declared war on Germany, and were absolutely unprepared to see the goyim fight back?
I know what you’re thinking right now: “Wow, this Gutfuck guy is an absolute fucking madlad”. I absolutely am. But that is the truth, the international Jewry declared a boycott on all of German products, crippling Germany’s economy and giving Daddy Adolf even more reasons to hate the Jewry. I guess the Jewry was not ready to see their numbers diminish by six gorillions. Or maybe they just forgot to say it was April's fools as they were being thrown into a massive fucking oven? I hope not. Even niggers are not this fucking retarded.
Now listen, we must not laugh about the dead, but just think how fucking hard those east eastern death camps would have had to work to burn 6 TRILLION bodies in just 5 years? A modern crematory takes 1 hour to burn 50kg of body. Now let’s do some maths, will we? Say we have 6 million bodies to burn, that you have 5 years to get rid of the filthy kike menace, that all the camps had 52 crematory oven (that’s the numbers we were given), how high would the death toll be?
Here’s my calculus for the curious: 6 000 000 bodies * 50kg (roughtly 110 pounds, a large underestimate of fat, filthy kikes) / 52 crematories would give us 5769231~ hours to get rid of all the bodies. Now let’s take in account there are approximately 8766 hours in a year, if a single extermination camp existed, it would have taken exactly 658 YEARS to kill six million jews.
Now I get what you’re thinking: “Alright fam, that’s if there’s a single camp! What if all the camps were like that?” Not… Much better. There are six known extermination camps. So let’s do the same calculus all over again, but let’s multiple our 52 crematory by 6.
6 000 000 * 50kg / 52 crematories * 6 camps. This would give 961538 hours. Again let’s consider there are approximately 8766 hours in a year, let’s see how long it would have taken: 109 years.
Not too shabby, is it? Almost as if the 6 gorillion number is an entire fabrication. But fear not goy! I am just an antisemite trying to indoctrinate poor children, don’t you see? Obviously.
Jews, just like when they killed Jesus and got “Antisemitic” backlash for it, have had “Antisemitic” backlash for declaring war on a sovereign nation and all of white people. And let me tell you, the Holocaust didn’t happen, but next time it absolutely will have.