Somewhere, deeply in my mind, I can remember that when I was young I wanted to be literally everything. Starting on dustman, ending on God. There was a theory, which says "Everything is possible", so.. :)
I was 9 years old. I wanted to be a shop assistant. After my parents did shopping and unpacked it, I was silently stealing some products from cupboards, fridge etc. and put them in "shop" in my room. If they wanted to use something, they had to buy it second time. Don't say a word, I was just enterprising.
Second strange job. "Ice creamer". All I remember is that I wanted to make ice creams for everybody. Rotfl.