Little known fact: He was known in 10th grade as “For Fuck’s Sake Fugelsang” but after his parents bought him a car senior year he tried to make everyone call him “Fahrvergnügen Fugelsang” so instead they all called him “Far Fig Newton Fugelsang” and he didn’t realize what they were saying until he saw the yearbook, after which he was known as “Schadenfreude Fugelsang”.
Also, surprisingly prescient and applicable quotation below.