I got one!
Dude goes to the doctor saying “I’m in pain, I can’t poop. I’ve been constapated for a week... help! Help!” After some x-rays, the doctor spots the issue, grabs a few tools and removes a CORK from the dudes ass. Obviously the doctor was concerned so he had to ask the guy, “how’d the cork get inside you?”
...the guy responds: I was walking across the desert and stepped on something so I reached down and grabbed it, it was a genie lamp. When I picked it up, a genie popped out and said “you’ve woken the genie from the lamp, I will now grant you 3 wishes.”
....dudes response: “no shit!”