Make day funny (9527h)

in joke •  7 years ago 

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Before my girlfriend moved in I always had one night stand Now that things are getting serious we have two night stands

When I'm home alone and I walk into the basement, I start talking out loud about all the karate I know.

Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)

Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone

I just want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa... Not like the passengers in his car who were screaming quite loudly.

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Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone..Could be LOL Funy jokes thank you for sharing.