Funny things that happy in Nigeria

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Some Nigerians can be very funny. I saw these abbreviations and it caught my attention.
Look at them .......

NAIRA - Never Allow Igbos Rule Again

PHCN - Problem Has Changed Name

HAUSA - House Animals Using Seat of Authority

APC - Association of Past Criminals

NYSC - Now Your Struggles Continue

PDP - People Deceiving People.

MTN - Maintain Total Nonsense

ABACHA - After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived

NEPA - Never Expect Power Again

BUHARI - Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among Reasonable Individuals.

Don't laugh alone.......Let others laugh with you.
NIGERIA IS SECOND TO NONE.

Na only for Naija e de happen o.....

Na only for Naija you
go see fish inside
"MEAT PIE"..

Na only for Naija we
dey count money after
we withdraw am from
ATM because we no
even trust ATM
machines.

Na only for Naija
PHCN dey say:-Win a
brand new GENERATOR
if you pay your NEPA
bill...

Na only for Naija
people dey horn for
traffic light make e
quick change from Red
to Green...

Na only for Naija Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer.

Wetin you no see for
Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d world...

Na only for Naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his mother dey sell groundnut for Junction.

Na only for Naija you go see mad man dey control traffic, people wey get sense dey obey.

Na only for Naija you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online..

Na only for Naija u go see a man selling a book from street to street that says HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I wonder why him no read d book.

ONE CORNER!

I don’t know if you have also seen or heard one devil-inspired dance that is now trending among the youth, it is called ‘ONE CORNER’.

The name in itself is nothing but a summary of how the devil wastes young people- he pushes them into ONE CORNER where nobody is watching and before you know it, they are gone.

Every now and then Christians are yielding to temptations in ONE CORNER,

Compromising their faith in ONE CORNER,

Collecting bribes in ONE CORNER and toiling with all manner of sinful and despicable practices in ONE CORNER.

You may think that you’re safe and no one sees 👀 you in that ONE CORNER!

Hmmnn.....!🤔 but U lie, the devil’s plan is to slaughter your destiny in that ONE CORNER.

So, instead of dancing away your destiny in ONE CORNER;

"Why not have retreat in ONE CORNER,
Study God's word in ONE CORNER,
Pray in ONE CORNER,
Worship God in ONE CORNER,
Be Honest in that ONE CORNER,
Build up your life and faith in ONE CORNER,
Discipline yourself in ONE CORNER,
Trust and obey God when U're alone in ONE CORNER."

David was in ONE CORNER with his father’s flock and there God gave him a shepherd heart and raise him to be able to slaughter the Lions,
A skill that came handy in fighting Goliath.

Daniel was in ONE CORNER praying and the Lions cooperated with his vision & character in that CORNER‼

Jesus would rise up early and pray in ONE CORNER while everyone is yet asleep.

While the devil is busy wasting people’s lives in ONE CORNER, remember God is still using ONE CORNER also to raise Generals ‼

The preparations you make in ONE CORNER can make you an overcomer and a CORNER stone

Start from ONE CORNER Now!

Represent God in ONE CORNER

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