A woman goes to buy a parrot....

in joke •  7 years ago 

the prices range from $100, $200 and $15. The woman asks as to why the last parrot is only $15.
The Shop keeper says "Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.
When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.
When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too.
When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"

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Haha made me smile. Thanks needed that