One..
1st friend : hey can i use your mobile to call my girlfriend!
2nd friend : yeha sure just hit redial ..
two...
Never ask a lady about her age!
Never ask a man about his salary!
And now-a-days...
Never ask a student about his percentage. .
Three...
Boss : where were u bron?
Sardar: india
Boss : ok, which part?
Sardar: what do you means by 'which part? The whole body was born in India
Four...
The sign at the highway says:
Children in the backseat without protectioncauses
But it does not say
Accidents in the backseat without protection causes children. ..
Five. ..
Whenever i wanna fall in love with study. ..
My bed fall in love wid me!
And i do believe, love the one who loves you!!
Six
My heart is not mine anymore
And i know you stole it.
But you know whats..
I don't want it back!