here's the joke for day 3 :)
A young man enter the bar.
After a couple hours, he sees a beautiful older woman drinking alone at the bar.
He ask "Sorry to bother but I think you're a very attractive women, I was wondering , how old are you?"
She replied "Thanks, I'm actually 53"
He then said "wow you look way younger!"
The two of them talked for a while after. She showed him picture of her daughter, a gorgeous 21 year old women.
As the two of them talk and drink, they get pretty tipsy so she ask the young man
"Have you ever done a sportsman's double?"
What's that? he said
"That"s a threesome with a mom and her daughter...if you're interested we could go back to my place.
The young man agree and is very excited.
He sit on the couch and the women ask him to wait while she goes in the bedroom
He then hear " Mom wake up, I've finally found a young man for a threesome!"