so he figures he'll call one of the girls that advertise in phone booths. He pops into a phone booth near the hotel, finds an ad for "Erogenique," and when he gets back to his room, he calls. A woman answers and says, "Hel-loww ..."
He thinks to himself, "Man, does she sound hot."
He says, "Hi. I, uh, hear you give a great massage, so I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait ... I should be straight with you. What I really want is sex. I want it hard and hot, and I want it now. Please bring toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go all night ... you can tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup & whipped cream, anything you want. How's that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic. Now please dial 9 for an outside line."
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