Am I covered? Daily Jokes #5

in jokes •  7 years ago 

Me : I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered?

Insurance : Yes what did you hit?

Me: A fish.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    LOL I bet the insurance guy/girl would be like Eh? :O You said What??!

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        ·  7 years ago 

      haha yea probably :D

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Where is the fence? Surely they've thought something like this could happen.

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              ·  7 years ago 

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                ·  7 years ago 

              Damm that would suck, them damm fish can do some damage and the smell never leaves the car!!!

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