Sorry! Today's joke is really corny!
I do like a good corny joke, and this one's no exception.
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It has the added advantage of being one I haven't heard before (until today).
Here it is...
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
He notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for.The barman replies, "If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar £100. Do you want to have a go?"
The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, "Nah, the steaks are too high!"
From:
http://laffgaff.com/funniest-jokes/
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funny again. Corny jokes is what I like :-)
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LOL! Haha awesome joke (:
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JAJAJA, nice!
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Lol. Thanks for the fun. I will follow you because you have a lot of humor.
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I Love It Because It Is Ironic ! Why I Said The Joke Is Funny And Ironic Because In Real Life The Steaks Are Too High To Buy !
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