Here are some few lines that will find ways to make you laugh. Be happy always and just enjoy life.
Here it goes:
Bird of Priest
One day, the Priest lost his bird. Because he loved it so much, he called for everyone during the mass preach:
Priest: Anyone got a bird?
All men stood up.
Priest: I mean, anyone seen a bird?
All women stood up.
Priest: I mean, anyone seen my bird?
All nuns stood up.
Pizza Time
Clerk: Sir how many slices would you want your pizza sliced, 6 or 8 pieces?
Customer: 6 pieces, I might not be able to eat all 8 slices.
Millionaire
Elementary Teacher: Class, imagine that you are a millionaire, write in a piece of paper all your activities.
Students: Yes Ma'am.
Elementary Teacher: John, why are you still not writing?
John: Ma'am I am still waiting for my secretary.
That is all for now. :)
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