A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.
The doctor said
I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live.
The patient asked
Oh doctor what should I do?
The doctor replied
Marry an accountant.
Will that make me live longer?
asked the patient
No said the doctor
but it will SEEM longer.
Yeah that wasn't that funny, right?
Then what stops you from pasting your own joke into comments? :):)
Let us all laugh!
What kind of tie does a pig wear? Pig's tie!
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