A crazy man comes to the psychiatrist's office and was making a strange sound:
-Uhuu, Uhuu, Uhuu!
-What are you doing there? The doctor asked.
-I am driving away the elephants.
-Okay, but there are no elephants here.
-You see now? It worked.
How many cops do you need to change a bulb?
One, but it's never there when you need him.
A romanian pedestrian in U.S walks along with a friend when a car passed and splashes him from top to bottom. Of course, the car left.
Romanian, angry: We do not have such a thing in my country. If a car splashes on the street, the driver get down, apologizes, invite you to his house, dry your clothes, give you something to drink.
The guy from U.S: Did that happen to you?
Romanian: No, it happened to my wife.
Which one did you like more?
I like your jokes. I am a big fan of Dr Dr jokes, do you know these?
U: "Dr. Dr.! I think I'm a puppy!"
Dr: "Well sit down on the couch and let's talk about it. ;-)
U: "I can't! I'm not allowed on the couch!"
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:)) I don't know these man! Thank you!
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The guy to the beautiful girl: You know, I believe I have a weakness for you!
The girl: Shit! I hoped for something stronger!
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haha, that's funny!
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Fun! The last one!
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I am glad you liked it!
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Very corny, I like them!
Hard to choose between the first and last though. Probably the last one.
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Thank you!
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The last one was the best. Sounds like something that would actually happen here! lol
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Hehe!
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nice jokes! thank you!
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thanks too!
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Hahaa ,, very good post @jwolf
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I am glad you like it!
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hahahahahahahhaa
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hihi!
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hahah damm awesome lol
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hihi!
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very nice joke
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thanks!
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The last one bro!. The Romanian is a clawn. Hope you're not like him.
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there are few romanians who make our country look so bad...
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Yeah, i believe there are this type of people in every country.
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