JOKE OF THE DAY

in jokes •  7 years ago 

hello fellow steemitians laugh out the boredom with thess jokes
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  1.  When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date. 

  2.  Here is my brain composition:
    5%. Names.
    3%. Phone numbers.
    2%. Stuff I should know
    For school.
    90%. Song lyrics.
  3. Police interrogation
    Police: where do you live?
    • Boy: with my parents
    Police: where do your parents live?
    Boy: with me
    Police: where do you all live?
    Boy: together
    Police: where is your house?
    Boy: next to my neighbor’s house
    Police: where is your neighbor’s house?
    Boy: you won’t believe me if I tell you
    Police: tell me!!
    Boy: It’s next to my house.
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