Raid
There are two girlfriends, who work together at the police, at the post office to buy stamps.
They stand in line when suddenly two masked gangsters invade with their gun in the assault, screaming:
"This is a raid, everyone on the ground!"
One woman is lying on her belly and looks aside to her girlfriend, lying on her back.
She whispers quietly: "Jeannine, turn around, it's a robbery, no staff party!"
True love.
An unmarried couple lies in bed.
He: "Tell me the three words that will bind us forever."
She: "I'm pregnant."
Partner swap.
They are lying together on the couch.
"Such a partner swap will have to get used to ..."
"Yes, I would like to know what our wives are doing now."
Funeral
John Happy is sitting in a bar. When a funeral passes he takes off his cap.
"that is a nice gesture" another visitor says.
"Oh yes," says Happy. "After all, we've been married for 28 years."
