Best Joke of the Week! At least I thought so.

Engineer vs. Doctor

An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside:

“Diagnosis and Treatment - Only $500... or Double Your Money Back!”

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One Doctor in particular thinks I'll show him and takes the opportunity to earn an easy $1,000. He goes into the clinic.

Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”

Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Doctor: “This is Gasoline!”

Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.

Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!”

Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days, determined to get even.

Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak and I cannot see.”

Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Here, take this $1,000.”

Doctor: “But that is only $500!

Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”