“Today, we attended my daughter’s dance show. When they shut the lights off, my 2-year-old son started to sing “Happy Birthday”. FML”
俺訳『今日、娘のダンス発表会に出席したんだけど、暗転した時に、一緒に連れて行った2歳の息子が「ハッピーバースデー」って歌いだしちゃったの。』
I love the innocence of children. Hope darkness always reminds him of lots of happy memories, not fear ones.
Today is a Japanese national holiday; Children's Day. On this day, parents wrap up their children in the carp-shaped flag and hang them on a pole. They are exposed to sunshine for a while to get better health. Looks like the carps swimming in the sky.
When Michele Jackson visited Japan, he was so impressed how Japanese people celebrate in order to wish the healthy growth of children. Then when he went back to the U.S, he just tried to do the same way, but it was really unfortunate that he was totally misunderstood by the media.
かわええなぁ。真っ暗闇が、いつまでもこんな幸せな思い出の引き金であり続けるなら世界から戦争はなくなるのにね。今日は、子供の日という事で下品なネタは控えました。代わりに、ジョギング中に撮ってきた鯉のぼりの映像と共に、日本文化の素晴らしさを伝える大変真面目な記事となりました。
今日の使える表現
attend = 催し物などに参加する
shut the lights off = ライトを消す
・・・・・う、、うぅ、、、うんこ！うんこ！ちんこ！うんこぉおおおおお！（最後の最後で我慢できなくなって子供に返る中年男性の日）