Hello, my dear crypto degen friends!
I present to you (ta-ra-ra-ram): the Useless Token ($LESS).
This is the token we didn’t need, but the token we deserved: the Useless Token. Mind you, there is no value in this token, so it’s not that different from all the other tokens.
While $LESS token has come to this world as totally useless, I'd like to see it as a start. Everything starts from nothing, aspiring to become something. So I hope that maybe the Useless Token will grow up and become something.
$LESS token doesn’t promise you anything, which makes it probably the most honest token ever.
As per recently established tradition, having a Useless Token is the price you have to pay to enter a Useless Telegram Group. There’s no leader, no moderator (only creator), so you can come and do whatever the f* you want. If you’re fine with anarchy or democracy, so be it, if you’re better off with tyranny and oppression, then elect your own dictator, moderator and oppressor and let him or her rule over you. But in any case, I promise you that: the Useless Telegram Group can tolerate any number of your gifs, DOGE memes and LOLs.
The minimum number of tokens required to join the Useless Telegram Group is 88. Why 88? I don’t really know, but why should it be a 100, 200 or a 50? So why can’t it be 88? Besides, if you put 8 on its side, it turns into an infinity symbol. You put two 8s on the side, and you have two infinity symbols! That’s a lot of infinity. Which is cool. Because who doesn’t like infinity?
Total token issuance is just 1,000,000 (one million). That's it, there will be no more $LESS issued in its lifetime, which is very unlike $BTC, $ETH, or bless you $EOS.
The seed price of $LESS is $1, and it's only available on Uniswap. Grab it here: and may liquidity come upon you.
So, to sum it up:
- Useless token is $LESS. Contract address: https://etherscan.io/address/0x967b81a589F201a3f9eAED47F83be0546EF8913A
- Buy token on Uniswap here: https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x967b81a589F201a3f9eAED47F83be0546EF8913A
- Make sure you have at least 88 $LESS tokens in your Metamask wallet and join the Telegram group by clicking this link: https://telegram.me/collablandbot?start=recLWO7bviFmxOgup_-tpc
Enjoy and let the yolo of Vitalik be with you.
Peace out.
upd. To make it fair for everyone and ensure fully egalitarian distribution, full supply of $LESS tokens (1,000,000) was permanently locked in Uniswap pool and keys were thrown away (sent to Vitalik).
Proof: https://etherscan.io/tx/0xd4dbd59fc6fa3697c3bebaba569f9e4ed349d9c9250c375e298ff990b55b20fd
There's no pre-mine, no team tokens, no private sale, pre-sale, public sale, IEOs and IDOs. The only tokens that will be in circulation for purchase are on Uniswap.