Grouchy Old Cryptogrind: "Speciesism".
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In this series "Grouchy Old Cryptogrind: Stop the World I Want to Get Off!" I shall be discussing, musing and ranting about the things that I feel are wrong with the world today, this is my third instalment and I have titled this one:
Speciesism
That’s right, I kid you not, speciesism , yes ladies and gentlemen there is now a movement that is trying to set a higher moral bar for our interaction with animals, not necessarily a bad thing I hear you say, animal rights do need protecting, and I am onboard with that, I am at the forefront of that march, however, as is the way these days they had to take it too far.
The new mantra that they are now conjuring with is "anti animal language", that right guys, anti-animal language, there is now a movement taking hold that is set to take on anti-animal language, so, some of the popular idioms that we conjure with now have to be re-engineered here is how they propose that we remove "speciesism" from everyday language, e.g. :
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Instead of "kill two birds with one stone" they will have you say:
**"Feed!" two birds with one stoneInstead of "be the guinea pig" you have "be the "test!" tube"
Flog a dead horse? NO! - **"Feed! a dead horse"
HUH!!!???? ......... WHAT!???? ....... R U MAD? :rage:
nah man, im not having that, I cannot be dealing with all this just ........................
Stop the World, I Want to Get Off! :slightly_frowning_face: :disappointed: