20 Dumb Ways to Pass Time Instead of Watching the Super Bowl.

in life •  7 years ago  (edited)

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Yes, it is once again Super Bowl Sunday in the USA.

And while many folks are loading up on beer and nachos waiting for the game to start there are just as many Americans that opted out.

In America there seems to be this clear cut line of watchers and non-watchers since the whole Stand or Don't Stand for the Flag contriversy started a few years back.

So for all the "I'm not gonna be caught dead watching the Super Bowl" people
here is a list of 20 dumb things to do instead:

1- clean lint from your bellybutton
2- speed read the Bible
3- bathe your cat
4- Give duct tape to a 2 year old
5-wash the light sockets with a toothbrush
6-skinny dipping in public
7-sky dive naked
8- call your mother
9-put socks on a dog
10-sell cookies in front of the local marijuana store
11-noodle for piranha
12- spell check the dictionary
13-livestream yourself noodling for piranha
14-Ask for beer at the wine bar
15- slap an MMA fighter
16- play dentist with a hippo
17 -cut your grass with scissors
18 - Go to local sports bar and keep changing the channels with a phone app
19- die your hair purple
20- Make a list of 20 dumb things to do

PLEASE don't do any of this dumb crap. Some of it may get you hurt and the rest will have you admitted to the local looney bend. Although I could use the rest from the looney bend so I might attempt a few of less lethal options.

For those of you not watching the Super Bowl tonight, how do you plan to pass the time?

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