SO, I saw Jesus Last Night....

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No, Really.

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College street and Church, Downtown Toronto!

Pictured: This may have been the scene a little earlier! #didjesusevenlift

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First, I saw a bunch of students all dressed up in various costumes come out of a condo entrance where I was relaxing and having a Cafe latte from 7-11.

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English Toffee!

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$1.14 cents.

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Pictured: 7-11 Latte. Be sure to check it is not watery first!

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YING and YANG

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I had asked the scruffy and a bit frizzled street person at the door if he wanted one:

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He had quickly jumped up and held the door for me.

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He must have preferred something else as he refused in a rather upbeat voice.

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He has other preferences I am sure.

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Just like I drink #Jimmy's coffee or, #PageONECafe or (my wallet shudders as if Michael Myers was about to slit its skinny neck!) STARBUCKS, when I am on "full wallet" status, so too, the drug/alcohol addiction sufferer in Toronto, goes in waves.

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Good....bad....good...bad.

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Starbucks is not the best coffee by the way.

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If you think that, you have not really experienced coffee from a variety of venues.

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Here is a feel for Jimmies.

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Pictured: James "Jimmy" Dean: One of the famous Jimmy's that grace the cover of T-shirts, various other merch and of course, the whole side of the odd outside wall!

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I'm sure that the street guy holding the door, his eyes widen when he sees a nice, big bottle of Cutty Sark for example!

I didn't much care what the brand of alcohol was when I was pounding a mickey or a litre while I was still isolating by myself.

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Health Scientist/#biohacker: a person who studies human health and experiments on themselves and others in an effort to improve quality of life!

I guess thats a good description of me.

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Can't speak for any other "health scientists" though.

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Yep, thats me.

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I have seen all the different sides and angles of the human condition: no wonder I have a unique perspective on this thing called life.

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Physical and mental.

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So, Just like I used to drink vodkas of all kinds,

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Now,

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I drink coffee of all kinds.

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When I'm strapped for cash, I roll into 7-11: and when it's time to pull yourself out of the gutter and sign a good 6 month contract, it's time for Jimmy's!

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The guy that was holding the door earlier, he does the same type of thing.

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When he is broke, he gets cheap wine.

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When times are good he grabs some CC.

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The only difference is, He didn't meet the guy from the picture at the top @church right after!

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I did.

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#Jesusintoronto, yes verily, the man OF the ORIGINAL CLOTH!

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Pictured: Jesus, Strolling with LCBO goodybag. The best for last!

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I had seen him come out at the very end of the original condo exit parade, and, all the other people got in a kerfuffle!

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"Jesus!, Lord!" they cried out as he carried his Liquor control board goodie bag in one, pure and gracious hand.

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Later, I myself cried out to the #jackedsonofjehovah!

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"Lord!" ..."Jesus!" I yelled after I had unlocked my bike and rode wildly like Jehu

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Pictured: Jehu was a biblical king who rode like a madman!

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Ok, I rode sedately....there was a cop car cruising along in front of Maple leaf Gardens, now called the Mattamy Center, OK!?!

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I watched Wendell Clarke Exit that building, circa 20 years ago after his last "game of honour" after he fully skated off into retirement.

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Its a Gorcery store and a University Training/Athletic Center now.

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JESUS! HE IS GETTING AWAY!

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I clattered on my wheeled steed down College street to Church where, as if by a miracle, he had walked with the black angel-girl with the classic halo that looked like it may have been made with a wire and a white toilet brush!

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She was not in the mood for pictures it turned out.

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"Lord!! JESUS!"

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"Can I trouble you for an instagram shot?"

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Who would have thought that I would be able to offer a homeless man a latte, who would refuse free food because he was full and then flag down JESUS!

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So, Jesus stopped and blessed me with a couple of shots with my crappy old Alcatel Fierce XL: almost as big as his delts!

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#jesus 2.0 - upgraded physique.

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And later on, I saw the guy at 7-11 walk in and buy a box of stale cookies, and a latte.

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See, miracles do happen and not all coffee is as it seems!

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#Jesusmustworkoutnow #jackedjesus #halloween #jimmyscoffee #Jimmys #Hoffa #jesusoncollegestreetintoronto #jehu #jesusintoronto #Coach_fusion

#bike #cycle #halloweentoronto #costumes #toronto

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https://www.quora.com/Can-you-believe-in-God-but-not-religion/answer/Eric-Morrison-18

#love #kindness #humour #satire #riddleoflife #whowerethesages #whatdoesitallmean #time