Sup guys. Today im gonnna hit you with “7 ways to lose a girl”. I would do a “7 ways to get a girl” but ive been much more successful in this department. So without further ado here are “7 Ways to Lose a Girl”
WAY #1 - Tell her you “like” her
Girls want what they cant have… This is fact …nothing you can learn in biology people. The second a girl knows she can have you…She doesnt want you, she wants more of a challenge…Consider your ass dumped…
WAY #2 - Forget her birthday
Girls care alot more about birthdays then guys do. Probably because they are more caring people…They expect everyone to care about her birthday as much she cares about others. This is a very positive trait of a women in fact. If you want to break up with a Girl and dont know how. Well forget her birthday..
WAY #3 - Be a nice guy
LOL GIRLS LIKE A-HOLES.. IF YOUR A NICE GUY YOUR SCrEWED MY FRIEND
WAY #4 - SMOKE WEED
Alot of girls (not all) refuse to date smokers. So this way doesnt apply for all girls but it is a go to way to lose a girl. If you quit weed because your girl, well thats a way to keep a girl… Thats way #1 to keep a girl… Be WHIPPED
Way #5 - Be boring
Girls dont want to be with a hermit. They want to be free-spirited and travel and experience stuff and crap….If your sitting at home steeming all day….Chances are your going to lose that girl.
Way #6 - Be BAD AT SEX
If you finish quick…Well chances are your a selfish dude. You have to be consider-it of the girls wants. If you dont satifisy, pack it and bag it brother. Your done for the season. Hang those gloves up and dont think of touching them till the ice melts.
Way #7 - Be BROKE
She wants security and you cant provide. She wants to trade up when johny-cool drives up in his new Buick. She wants a bigger ring then her sister has… Stack the loot or get the boot. She dont want to be apart of your broke ass no more….
Well folks this is (7 ways to lose a girl.) In no way was this article meant to be sexist or offensive. Clearly the ways above do not apply for all women. This is simply a fun way to express what happens in relationships I hope you all enjoyed “7 Ways to Lose a Girl”.
Had a good laugh, thanks :)
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I just set my sights realistically, I could have lowered my standards to 'skank ' or " slag " . . .
But I am intelligent so I simply chose " dumb" ' Blonde ' instead, it worked in 2007 and still going strong ! ! !
( I just asked her how long that was, she asked me to pass her the calculator )...
Steemon ; )
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lol thank you for the input
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; )
I often say to her and others, if she ever recalls her seeing-eye dog is still waiting for her to pick it up from the veterinarians office that is the day she will start to see me thorough new eyes . . .
Every morning I say a huge thank you to " Karma " that the vets office has not rung her to come pick up her seeing eye dog ! ! !
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If a chick leaves you for someone in a Buick; you are just lucky . . .
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Can't agree more. It will be painful, but she's doing you a favor of removing herself from the equation before you get married and she takes half of your stuff.
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Don't worry plenty around.
Is good to be bachelor again.
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