BLOWING OFF STEEM ENTRY #2 (I BROKE MY F_ING LAPTOP)

in life •  8 years ago 

Dude... I broke my laptop today. WTF... Im currently steeming from my parents desktop. YES IM THAT DEDICATED....

Dude I can't believe I broke it. You see.... I eat with my laptop, I sh&^ with my laptop, sometimes I sleep with my laptop listening to music...Only to wake up find it chokeing me with my headphone cord. Its like a piece of me for Christ Sake. ITS MY LAPTOP...So you know... I was working out with my laptop. You know thinking about "steem" like "Nice I'm psyched for today" GONNA STEEM MY BALLS OFF TODAY. You know just what I was thinking... Then it happened... 

My laptop plummeted like a god dam meteorite from the skY!!!!! I was to busy listening to Linkin Park to notice ..until my headphones pulled my head straight downward practically dislocating my earlobe...... THIS WAS INSANE!!! I immediately yelled like a helpless women ....NO!!!!! My Mother came running from the kitchen thinking I might have fractured my skull on the treadmill. IT WAS A NIGHTMARE WHO THE F%^& USES A COMPUTER WHEN THEY WORK OUT USE AN IPHONE FOR CHRISTS SAKE.

2 hours later I found myself in a mac store....The most dreaded place on earth...Luckily it was one of those private ones where no one goes to... its less crowded and better customer service. I still haven't eaten its 1 0'clock I need to go do that I'm freaking out. MY BABY IS IN THE MAC STORE. ITS LIKE A LOVED ONE IS GETTING OPERATED ON... Im sick I know. 

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lol thanks

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