RE: Steemit Works!

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Steemit Works!

in life •  7 years ago 

Dev: Sir, I don't know what those basturts are bitching about, the site works fine!
Lead: Right!? Oh wait, we're on the staging site!
Dev: Huh... so we are.
Lead: Feck it! Just push the whole damn thing and let's hope no one will notice!

...is how I imagine their conversations go.

They should probably take some tips from our conversations. A flavor for everyone, if I do say so myself! Once they learn from us, everyone would be happy and Steemit would be a happier place to be in. Rainbows and unicorns and all that shite.

Ugh! I completely forgot to include "BOOMED I TELLS YA!" to my comment! I was so distracted by the...

BUT

...that my wit-full retort was left unsaid. Maybe those negative nancies are just capitalizing on FUD so they could shore up some tasty tasty STEEM for the winter, when we go to the moon. To the moon!!!

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That genuinely would not surprise me if there was some FUD and buy going on, it's classic crypto isn't it!!

That dude, is exactly how I see the conversation going lols!!

I definitely think that everyone could learn a thing or two from our conversations. The end of all ills I tells ya!!! :0)

A little part of me really wants someone from Steemit Inc to confirm if that conversation is close to reality. As to what part it is, I'll leave it to the imagination ;)

I'm really going all out in the comments section so that I could compile enough gems to make a book out of it and profit from your good name, Boomtown. I will give you 50% of course. OF COURSE!!

Fifty percent???

You are most generous! I would have been happy to be the sleeve cover model. Note I can do that and be rich!!!

I am much too generous for my own good. And, extremely humble to boot! Why, I wouldn't hold it against anyone if one day they decide to pool their resources and exalt my name by building a statue to commemorate my generosity and humbleness. I imagine the 30-foot shrine would provide a good cover for the sad pitiful masses that would be sleeping beneath it, hoping that touching my feet would bring them miracles.

You are far too generous. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if such plans were already underway!! Think then of the bounty for the dispossessed as finally they can shelter and wish at the feet of the mighty J!

Oh oh oh, I better practice my surprised face! I wouldn't be surprised if there were a number of projects like that being built at the same time. I wonder who will finish first! Really though, I just hope they get the nose right.

A number of project's? Hundreds of projects dedicated to the nose alone!!!

Gah! I hope that wouldn't be the case. My nose isn't pretty to look at IRL, so I want the statue to settle with a 480p version of it. 720p is nice, but 1080p and I'm grabbing a chisel.