How to deal with a spit talker.

in life •  7 years ago  (edited)

Today I was talking to some particularly creepy older gentlemen.

They wanted to sit with the best looking waitress that we had.

With a smile on my face, I told them that we had a beautiful young lady named Katrina.

They decided to go ahead and sit in Katrina's section. However, they decided they would talk to me for about 15 minutes before she came over.........and the entire time they spit while they spoke.


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At one point I could have sworn that some of this guy's spit went into my mouth.

He was one of those guys that lean forward really far even though he didn't know how to talk without spitting.

Very uncomfortable experience especially because he was so creepy.

He seemed like the type of guy who might pick up a late night woman...... if you know what I mean.

I felt bad for Katrina though, and I feel bad for all of the women that have to deal with creepy guys like this.

I was annoyed that this guy was a spit talker, but I'm sure Katrina was upset that this guy was an ogler and that's a lot worse if you ask me.

Fortunately she's a sweet girl with a positive attitude.

As for for the spit talker I say....... close your mouth.

Katrina says....... close your eyes.

All the ladies in the world say....... close your mind and go somewhere else where we aren't.

It's hard to deal with a spit talker........ especially when he's kind of creepy.

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You have just given me another reason to eat at home. Never go out. Lock my door. Keep the creepers away. Ew! Tip!

I love the way you tell a story!

Thank you very much.

For this creepy guy it’s a kind of embarrassing thing. But what you should do? What can you tell this guy? Should you tell him to calm down or swallow before he talks? I think I would definitely keep good distance from him.

I keep my distance if I could but instead I have to smile.

Haha Spit talkers are the worst! They always manage to aim right inside your mouth or eye with some kind of missile launching precision! If we're all being honest though we've all done it ourselves, just some worse than others!

That's true. They always seem to hit the bullseye.

I'm a senior myself and unfortunately I know what you mean. I meet some of the guys I used to work with for dinner on a regular basis, and they sometimes embarrass me with their behavior/comments...

eeeeeeeeeee... That baster :/ Haven't you done anything again him?
To stop him from doing this kinda bullshits?

if only we could say what we think...straight away
i can only imagine you...and Katrina of course

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I know several people like that, they look like the tazmania demon talking hahaha! I remember that once I put on a mask before he spoke to me ... and it turned out ... he stopped talking to me that friend ... and forever, hahaha I think it was something very extreme!

It's an annoyance when someone spit, mainly considering the number of times we need to make excuses to end conversations quickly or avoid conversation completely.

Gah, maybe an umbrella?
I hate when people know and they don't care to minimize the 'damage'.