How Octomom Is Recovering from Bankruptcy

I realize that I don’t normally talk about entertainment gossip around here, but I thought this would make for an interesting article related to the credit world. Nadya Suleman, known mostly as Octomom, recently filed bankruptcy for over $1 million in debt. This woman has made her fame through less-than-perfect decision making, so the financial struggle came as no surprise to me. What did throw me off a little bit was how she planned to make a living after the bankruptcy was finalized. Her solution? Stripping.

I know that strippers and members of the adult industry have the potential to make a lot of money, and I honestly don’t have a problem with that. If you want to strip, strip. As long as you’re comfortable in your own skin, I think that’s totally your prerogative. The reason why I have a problem with this is because of the amount of children she has. They are going to be taught from an early age that stripping is a solution to a financial problem. Rather than learning how to get through hard times with hard work, they’ll learn how to get through them with hard…well…you know.

A lot of men find pregnant women sexy, but it is difficult for me to think a woman is sexy when she was once pregnant with eight children – all at once. I also wouldn’t be able to find Michelle Duggar to be sexy because she’s popped out 19 of those bad boys. I realize that Octomom didn’t pass all of those children through her hoo-ha, but I still can’t imagine her having much…how do I say this…”rigidity” left down below. The idea of her grinding on a pole or shoving her crotch in my face just doesn’t get the juices flowing.

To top off her stripping career, Octomom is launching a sex tape which is focused on solo masturbation. This takes my crotch in the face fear to a whole new level. I will admit that the bikini pics of her from the shoot aren’t totally horrendous, but I can’t shake the thought of “gross gross gross” out of my head. Maybe that’s just me.

               

If you’re trying to get out of bankruptcy in your own life, talk to an accountant about your options. Don’t assume that stripping is the way to go. If you want to strip for the hell of it, more power to ya. Seriously, I commend your courage and potential dance skills. Just note that there may be better ways out of a pickle, other than making a pickle stand in applause.