Today's post is a bit of a hard one.
I would like to say that it's something as simple as writers block but that's not something I get.
I suppose it's time to fess up. I don't get writers block because I steal all my ideas from a creative writing course that I go to.
The guilt is weighing heavily on me today.
I should come clean about everything.
I don't even have kids. I just take photos of my brother's family and listen to his stories and regurgitate them here. In fact I hate kids. Who would want such messy life spoilers bothering you all the time?
His kids call me Uncle Doom because I am such a gloomy sort.
I suppose too that I should admit I don't even do my own artwork. I pay a guy who lives in the park a couple of dollars to do it for me.
I live alone, it can be a bit lonely but I get through it by eating pizza mostly... And Steemit of course.
Sometimes I kick the neighbours cat. I don't like cats.
I suppose the biggest secret I have been keeping though is that I am not even a guy. My name is Lilliana and I am a 32 year old woman.
Phew, feels good getting that of my chest.
I don't even drink beer.
I still love all you guys though.
Dear @msdoom/boom. This confession does not ring quite true....as any 32 year old female of the species.....knows good and well not to eat pizza.
Happy April Fools's Day @meesterboom.
This is such a tale it is going to take Steemians a bit of time to get over this one. Well done.
Wishing you and yours a lovely weekend.
Cheers.
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Hehe, Cheers @bleujay!
I didn't realise it was also April the 1st today tool I read a post this morning which was patently an April Fool!
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Dear Lilliana,
Ooh, I love pizza. And I've always dreamed of dating a woman with the name Lilliana, particularly from a far-off, exotic country like Scotland. I think it's that accent, combined with all those hills. (Though that cat thing is a bit disturbing. maybe you could learn to appreciate them.)
So, my question is...if I fly over that way, and get a taxi and hotel, would it be too forwards, for me to ask to take you 'out'. It would mean the world to me. Please let me know ASAP, as I actually got my ticket Sunday, and I've pressed my only powder-blue leisure suit.
Signed,
Dying of Anticipation in the States
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Ha! Well, for an owner of a powder blue suit how could any lady refuse!!
I will meet you at the airport :0D
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I'll be there....look for the stylish gent in the hat and way cool suit. Oh, the JOY.
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I too will be the gent in the stylish sit and hat... No wait... Oops!
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My disappointment knows no bounds...anyone want to buy a cheap ticket to Scotland?
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Of course, You are Lilliana, I didn't think You are Boom...😲Of course I'm talented bear 🐻, live in the Wood near houses in the end of the city, have 3 small bears instead one Kid & eat special herbs from the river 🏞.
So, Everything is Cool, Dear Lilly...😉😉😉
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Special herbs from the river with your Bear family 🐻!!! I knew it!!!! ;0)
Hehe, Lilliana, a fine name!
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See, we took photo today...! Green herbs, sun, very idealistic...
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Who drank that beer I send you!
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Damn it!! Caught out!!! :0D
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Haha Lilliana, I knew it xD I knew it LILLIANAAAAA!
PS Is last sentence April fools or? xD JK
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It's all April fools, I swear!!! ;0)
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Even this reply?! hahaha :P
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I don't even know anymore!!
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Happy april fool great post
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Cheers!!
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Bahahahahahaahaha!!!!! You had me for a moment there. Then you said you don’t drink beer which was clearly a lie!!! I see how much you enjoy that!!! Well played sir!! Well played indeed!!!
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Hehe, it came to me when I was reading another part and was completely taken in!!
Yeah the beer was the best bit!!
Long live Lilliana!
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I literally got a heart attack man! You had been lying through your teeth all this while. I am so disappointed! Haha! APRIL FOOLS! Upvoted!
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Hehe, wouldn't that be a bit wild! It would probably take more work than it would be worth!!!
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Uncle Doom! Aww man! It all makes sense now! At the back of my mind, I just knew I was conversing with a sultry temptress this whole time. No wonder you always refer to yourself as "uncle" instead of "daddy". All this time you were living vicariously through others. I get it. I respect it. It's nice to finally come out with the truth. As they say, the truth will set you free! Whoever "they" are I have nary a clue.
Welcome! Nice to finally meet you, Lilliana ;)
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Hehe, the truth has taken such a load of my shoulders!! No more man this and man that. I am free to roam the fields of my femininity!!
Hurrah!!
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You go, girl! Go on and live your truth! You do you!
cue Girls Just Wanna Have Fun and the mandatory pillow fight
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Ah the pillow fight. With glorious slo-mo. Couldn't do without it!
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Didn't believe any of it for a second, especially the not drinking beer part. 🍺
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I should have left that bit out!
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I knew it was rubbish the instant I saw you saying you didn’t drink beer! But you are a pretty homely woman I must say!
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Haha haha hahahaha!!
Yeah if only I had left the beer bit out!!!
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I know, you could have pulled it off without that. You do come across as a lonely bitter ugly woman most of the time tho!
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Haha, never!!
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I knew it, I knew no one could have the perfect dysfunctional life you have been portraying... Happy April Fools Day! :)
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Haha, it's impossible!!!
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ahahah dear @meesterboom, this is the best April Fool that I've ever read!!! :D You have to say that here in Italy we call the April Fool "Pesce d'aprile" (April Fish), so I can say that it was a great Fish!!! :D
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That is the way I like to think of it, a giant great fish :OD
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Deep "doom" inside I always knew it!
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Hahaha!! DOOM all the way!! :0D
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ROFL! Happy April Fool's Day, Lilliana! Nicely done, Mr. Boom!
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Hehe, I thought it would be nice to join in the fun!
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well then, I believed you until you said you don't even drink beer. ooooo, you almost had me!!!
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Hehe, I know. That was taking it all one step too far!!! Lol!!
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And a fine April fools to you as well
Now get outside and help your leprechaun up on his unicorn.
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How did you know about Binky!
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@meesterboom, you caught me a little unsuspecting; I did not know that in some European countries today you celebrated the "All Fools' Day" ... what a big concern, I thought that @meesterboom had just come out of the closet with his true personality: "Lilliana" ... hehe ... Greetings.
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Haha, I did worry about that. I thought it worth the gamble though :0)
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lol
damn april fools joke you pulled off :D
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Haha, I quite liked it too!!
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Well you didn't "get" me only because I think I know you better than that ... but you sure did have me ROFLMAO!!! Well done, lol! :D
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Hehe, I was actually a bit worried in case people might have believed it!
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Ha! I knew by the 1st sentence that we were in for foolery ;0)
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Hehe, it was a little obvious! :0)
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Hey now Lilliana, maybe i know a certain Old Guy you might want to spend some quality time with ;) I hear he can make your world go boom! :)
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Yeek, you win. You have terrified me into the truth, it's all lies!!
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Wait! You mean you are your own wife? Or was all your stories what you are going to do to the (un)lucky one who will chose you until death do you part?
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Holy keek, have I slept with myself!?! :0D
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Ahaha!! I got tears in my eyes. This was a good joke.
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It made me chuckle on the day!
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OMG, I'm dying here! HAHAHAHA!!! :D
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me lily doesn't quite have the same ring...I could work with me doom though ;)
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Uncle Doom does have quite the ring to it!!
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An excellent way to kick off April fools, thanks for being so upfront with us Lilliana!
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I am excited at lady and it feels so liberating!
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Hmm, this sounded a bit April fools-y. Then we when you said you paid the dude dollars instead of pounds, that gave it away.
Kids are gross though.
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They really are. I can't stand them. The only ones I like are my own. I also hate parents lol!!
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Ha ha ha...I feel exactly the same about kids.
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Lol, dont forget the parents too, bunch of doofii :o)
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Lol. You're not much of a 'people person' then are you?
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I am but I am also a tad opinionated! ;0)
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@meesterboom I am outside your home, Come Out :p
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I don't even live there!!
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but your neighbours told me you lived there, Come out please :p
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They are liars too!!
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oh :/ do you know steem has the pump to 10$ ? have you seen?
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No, what is this. Do you have a link?
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yes yes :p www.aprilfool.com :p
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Haaaaahaaahahahaaaaaa, oh my!
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100% upvote for that one! That's right, baby! All $0.01 of it! Don't go showing off with it, alright? Then everyone will want their %100 from me and we can't have that, can we...
It's been a heck of a long day and I needed the chuckle. Although, I have to admit, the part about no kids is where you gave it away. You sneak in the realities of parenting too well to be faking that part, or else you are an even better writer than I thought! Ha!
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Hehe,I am gonna take that cent and bit myself something pretty ;0)
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when everything is a lie, and this is the last statement
What to believe what to believe lol
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If everything is a lie then there is always one truth... If everything is true then there is always one lie!
Dang man, now it has gone all dark!
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I was baffled already here in my provicia festajamos December 28 and we call the day of the innocent. It is when we make jokes that the innocents believe.
Nevertheless excellent writing dear friend @meesterboom
I wish you a wonderful Sunday
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Then today is the day of the innocent! ;O)
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I only know one girl named Lilliana and she is 32! She's a bit prettier than you, no offense Unlce Gloom... And I'm not sorry to say, this is absolutely not an april fools joke, that's just what ladies look like around here :D
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Goodness me, what an astonishingly beautiful lady!!
It was a good choice of name though wasn't it!
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Happy April fool - and if it is not and you do 'steal' your brother's life, keep it up, you are doing a great job hahaha
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Hehe, happy april fool to you too :oD
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Hmm, please you gat love kids because you gotta be a mom one day. Keep enjoying ya self dear.
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This is very true. My womb aches for children
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hello @meesterboom how are you doing .., hopefully you are healthy.
friend .., honesty is valuable than a box of gold that never escaped and faded despite being hit by tsunami waves ..,
friends .., whatever your name and whatever your gender
for me you are still @meesterboom.
Warm greetings from your loyal followers
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I gave you a piece of advice before. I will give you another.
Do not comment on people's posts if you do not also vote. It's rude and will get you downvoted
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honestly I do not understand what you say.
I just say "warm regards from your loyal followers" is that wrong ...?
please guidance his friends
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If you compliment a post or a person in a posts comments and do not vote you look like a comment spammer.
A comment spammer is someone who comments in the hope that their comment will get upvote by the posts author. They are cheeky fuckers who most often do not even vote for the past they are commenting on
I can't explain it any clearer than that.
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