BLINKER BITCHES

There are three ways motorists are able to communicate :
* Flipping the bird
* The horn
*The lovely blinker
(There is a forth, "hand signals," but, no one knows those.)
If you DO NOT use your blinker, and YOU get infront of someone, and they proceed to honk, give you the bird, and mouth a bunch of shit you can't make out..... DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT proceed to get all pissy, irate, and show road rage. They did not set out with the hopes and dreams of crashing into your dumbass, all because you are to mother fucking lazy to muster up the strength to lift that little pinky to flip the covienient blinker stick, which by the way tells people where you intend to be.
For those of you that think just because your blinker is on, you can go whenever you please....FUCK YOOUUU!!! Applying your blinker dose not mean that the car next to you just disappears, USE YOUR GOD GIVEN EYE BALLS! Jesus Christ, I mean they were given to you for a reason. Oh, PLEEAASE, DO NOT think that just because you flip your blinker while half way through a lane change that you are in the clear, cause you my friend are not, you might just get cut!
Lastly, when you have completed your lane change, do us all a favor, turn the fucking blinker off! No one wants to be behind your ass with a flashing light that won't quit, and a car that never goes the indicated direction.

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