My Last Steemit Post

This is my last Steemit post. It's been fun, but I will not continue posting here.

I stayed late at the office today, and was the last one to leave.

When I finally decided that it was time to leave, it turned out that a co-worker had probably forgotten a certain key in his pocket. The significance of said key was that it unlocks a door that my coat was behind.

My wallet and car keys are in the coat's pocket. It's freezing cold and windy right now in Finland.

I work a 45 minutes to an hour long drive from my home.

I of course tried messaging and calling my co-worker, to no avail.

In the end, what had to transpire was me finding a way to get home without my coat and everything that was in the pockets. My home keys were in my pants pocket, thankfully.

So, I took a train, with no money and had my fingers crossed that I'd be faced with an understanding conductor. Fortunately, I was. I think he believed my story of undoubted hilarity due to the fact that I indeed had no coat on me.

After the train trip, I jogged home for about 30-40 minutes in the freezing cold wind with no coat or gloves.

So, what does this have to do with this being my last Steemit post?

Well, first thing tomorrow morning I am strangling my co-worker, which basically means that I'm going to be put away for a long time, if not for life. I don't think they allow an internet connection in prison.

Now of course, if I'm ever released, I will definitely come back and start a posting series called "A Geek in Prison II" and probably reap massive rewards.

It's been fun, y'all!