I Got Thrown Out Of Barns & Nobel And Arrested Today.............

in life •  7 years ago 

Just because I was taking bibles and sticking them in the sci-fi/fantasy section.

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court date in 2 months.............


Fuck All!

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Let me guess... they were in the sciences section?

LMFAO!
that would have been just as funny.
:D

LMAO!!
They should be thanking you for doing them a favour. You helped them organize the store. :P

LOL
Thats how i look at it.
xD

Are you serious? That is just a dumb thing to do. :)

It's a great thing to do, but a dumb reason to get arrested...

If it doesn't belong to you, don't touch it. What is the point?

but very funny.
xD

Fuck man this is hilarious, actually lolling!

:D

i was only trying to help.

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Haha! I call bullshit 😉 only the arrest part. This sounds fun i might have to try!

lol, they make you sign a contract saying you will never enter a barns and nobel again and if so they will charge with trespassing.
xD
if you dont sign it they charge you with trespassing anyways.

oh no you cant go to barns and nobel anymore?
:O
My reply is, "people read books on paper still?"

think it might be the last place anyone was ever worried about being banned from.
LMFAO!

My local Barnes and noble closed shop. Few years ago! Lol you know it would be funny to go into an actual christin store and ask for magic cards!! 😉

bro, they have trading cards already.
one of the churches i have done funerals for have cards in the waiting room and each one has a sint and stuff on them. as a joke for a couple months me and some other of the guys that work with me were trading them.
its not hard to get them all so its no fun tbh.
xD
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Christians always be ripping off pop culture! Haha the only thing they ever got right though is the heavy metal. I ain’t going to lie it’s pretty good stuff!

mxpx was decent, took me like 2 months b4 realizing they were a christian band.

anything to grab the kids when they are to young to think for them self.
:D

Holy shit! MXPX was a christian band! Well it took you 2 months to learn that, it took me 15 years

lol
one of the better christian bands i guess.

That shit is funny as hell....until the part where the cops show up. I can only imagine what you said to the store employees when they told you to leave!

I said "just a sec im almost done."
xD

about three times while they kept saying "sir, im going to have to ask you to leave"

no charges pressed just cant go to barns and nobel anymore.
lol
oh no such a shame!
:D

@marcstevens. Skypechat frankrizzo3. Practice, practice, practice. Win in court, get the charges tossed, sue them for damaging you.
Not as easy as id like to make it sound, but possible.
If you get a lawyer you are screwed.
If you dont learn to defend yourself, you are screwed.
Im betting he will take sbd to pay for his packet.

they just had me sign a thingy saying i would never go back to barns and nobel.
no charges or anything except a poliece record that i was asked to leave and to never return to their property.
I dont buy new books printed on paper so im not worried about it, pluss if i did i would just buy it online.

Lmfao right now... You really are a skeptic, eh? :)

:D
about some stuff.
lol

Luckily you only did it with the Bible. If you would have done it with the Koran, who the hell would know where you'd be now.

headless and dead if in the correct country.
lol

America isnt that fucked yet........