Will wear bikini for SBD

Social experiments.

We see them on YouTube. Two kids with a camera pranking old people. Sometimes they nail the local grumpy grandpa with chocolate pudding.

Sometimes they hire people to react.

Not me. I am using myself. I am my own social experiment.
What will people make me do?

If you have not already seen the video, I am in a pickle.

https://steemit.com/life/@swolesome/h8agd2nj

I have less than eleven days to make 946 dollars from steemit.
Or I get my tounge pierced.

I hate needles. And the idea of being unable to talk. Or taste food if I squirm too much is terrifying me.

T-shirts are still being worked on.

In the mean time (this is assuming SBD stays in the $5-$8 range) I will need to make approximately 100-200 SBD.

So as much as I dislike the idea of me wearing flimsy fabric in winter. I might have to do it.

How us Floridians wear bikinis.

Here's my prices. Send the sbd and put in the memo what you want me to do. If you send the wrong anount less then the tier its listed in. I will refund.

So.
What I will do if you send me the below.

1 SBD: Answer/say something you write during my next video.

2 SBD: Do a post about whatever you want.

10 SBD. Roast a steemian. Must put in public memo who.

20 SBD and up: Anything you want. Within reason.

If I reach 50 SBDs in my wallet before this pays out. I have to do something embarrassing and record it for dtube. Hint for what that is: it involves foundation and eyeliner.

If I can't do something because of logistics or it is life threatening for example I'll refund you.

If this made you laugh please upvote and resteem.
And as always.

Save the tounge!