IRONY OF LIFE

IRONY OF LIFE!
(strange but true...)

1. The lawyer hopes you get in trouble
2. The doctor hopes you get sick
3. The police hopes you become a
   criminal 4. The teacher hopes you are born stupid
4. The landlord hopes that you don't build
   a house
5. The prostitute hopes you don't marry
6. The dentist hopes that your teeth
   decays 8. The mechanic hopes that your car
   breaks down
7. The coffin-maker wants you dead
8. Only a thief wishes you prosperity in
   Life! Hug a thief next to you!