The time a grandma wanted me to pick out a new dad

The title might sound really weird and like clickbait, but no, this actually happened.

First things first. Right after school I went for a walk with my two dogs. I really wasn't in the mood for going out, that's why I wanted to go really fast let the dogs out a little bit and get right back. Well it was a no for the universe.

I was going my usual route and then I saw this old lady. She looked like she was on the way home. I tried just to get by her and mind my business and that almost worked out, until she started questioning me about my dogs. When she was talking to me I noticed that she has a slight accent, that made me knew immediately that she is Russian and if I now change the language and talk Russian I might stand here with her for ever.

So she was asking me completely out .
She asked: "Oh is one a boy an the other a girl?"
So I simply answered: "No."
And then she started again: "oh really? I taught the white one is a boy and the brown one a girl. So are these mother and daughter?"
Me "No, they are not even the same breed."
This was the moment she started asking me about myself. She asked things like "Where do you life? I never saw you around here."

she is a Russian toy terrier

That doesn't sound bad at all, I know, but it got crazy later.
So far I was ok with this conversation.
In that moment I was not in the mood at all, all i wanted was is going back home
I was okay with that, I get asked all the time about my dogs.

she is a chihuahua

An old man came and started talking to the old women.
My dogs where so kind and started barking at the old man, that's when i started talking Russian because my dogs are trained in Russian, of course the old lady caught me talking Russian, as soon as i started talking Russian i knew this is my end.

She started asking me about my whole life and started talking about hers, even though I really didn't want to.
Questions like "Where is your mom? How old is your mom? Where is your father? Doesn't your mom has a man?" where coming at me. She was telling me about her four sons and how the two youngest could not find a women. And what a coincidence my mom was in the same age range.
It got annoying and ridiculous really fast.

" Isn't it boring for your mom without a man on her side?" was one of the really annoying questions that where thrown at me and that got me really angry. I hate people that think the only goal in life is to get married and that there is no way that anyone can get happy like this.
But still I didn't got rude because she is an old women and has different ideal of life and how you should live it.
I was trying the whole time to make it clear my mom is not trying to get married again neither is she searching for a boyfriend.
I said we don't need a man in our life, we are okay like it is now. She just didn't get the message and was like "how could you live without a man/father? That's boring what is your mom supposed to do? "
These questions was getting me furious I literally wanted to fight her, but that's not how I'am to anyone , so i stayed kind.
And then she had completely lost her mind and offered me to go to her house and wanted to show me her sons.
She got me really like really angry when she said "you can choose witch one you would like more as a dad".
But thank god I was with my dogs, she was scared that my dogs would bark in her house.
She even showed me where she lived and told me her last name.
"My mom could come any time if she is interested" was one of the last phrases she told me before she went finally at home and let me alone.
This is the story where a grandma wanted me to choose a new dad.

I hope everything was clear und you understood everything.
I'm sorry if there are some mistakes in my english. It's not my first neither my second language.
Please tell me if there is something I have to change
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