On the first day of Christmas Shakespeare gave to me
a twin girl lost at sea!
On the second day of Christmas Shakespeare gave to me
two grave diggers,
and a twin girl lost at sea!
On the third day of Christmas Shakespeare gave to me
three prophetic witches,
two grave diggers,
and a twin girl lost at sea!
On the fourth day of Christmas Shakespeare gave to me
four magical fairies,
three prophetic witches,
two grave diggers,
and a twin girl lost at sea!
On the fifth day of Christmas Shakespeare gave to me
five crazy kings!
Four magical fairies,
three prophetic witches,
two grave diggers,
and a twin girl lost at sea!
On the sixth day of Christmas Shakespeare gave to me
six ladies weeping,
five crazy kings!
Four magical fairies,
three prophetic witches,
two grave diggers,
and a twin girl lost at sea!
On the seventh day of Christmas Shakespeare gave to me
Seven murderers-a-stabbing,
six ladies weeping,
five crazy kings!
Four magical fairies,
three prophetic witches,
two grave diggers,
and a twin girl lost at sea!
On the eighth day of Christmas Shakespeare gave to me
eight actors meta-acting,
seven murderers-a-stabbing,
six ladies weeping,
five crazy kings!
Four magical fairies,
three prophetic witches,
two grave diggers,
and a twin girl lost at sea!
On the ninth day of Christmas Shakespeare gave to me
nine lords-a-deceiving,
eight actors meta-acting,
seven murderers-a-stabbing,
six ladies weeping,
five crazy kings!
Four magical fairies,
three prophetic witches,
two grave diggers,
and a twin girl lost at sea!
On the tenth day of Christmas Shakespeare gave to me
ten trees-a-walking,
nine lords-a-deceiving,
eight actors meta-acting,
seven murderers-a-stabbing,
six ladies weeping,
five crazy kings!
Four magical fairies,
three prophetic witches,
two grave diggers,
and a twin girl lost at sea!
On the eleventh day of Christmas Shakespeare gave to me
eleven lovers-a-quarreling,
ten trees-a-walking,
nine lords-a-deceiving,
eight actors meta-acting,
seven murderers-a-stabbing,
six ladies weeping,
five crazy kings!
Four magical fairies,
three prophetic witches,
two grave diggers,
and a twin girl lost at sea!
On the twelfth day of Christmas Shakespeare gave to me
twelve plots-a-failing,
eleven-lovers-a-quarreling,
ten trees-a-walking,
nine lords-a-deceiving,
eight actors meta-acting,
seven murderers-a-stabbing,
six ladies weeping,
five crazy kings!
Four magical fairies,
three prophetic witches,
two grave diggers,
and a twin girl lost at sea!